I saw a young man downstairs at the courthouse wearing a football jersey, and across the back where the name usually goes were the words “Post Trib”. So I naturally thought of dividing up a football team by its tribulational doctrine.
Look this over, and I’ll take your analysis in the comments on why you think I divided them up this way. To get you started, I’ll reveal my reasoning for the coaching staff’s designation.
Pre-trib: The Offense.
Post-trib: The Defense.
A-trib: Special Teams.
Pan-trib: The coaches. They have to deal with all those parts of the team, and hope it all pans out in the end.
Now where’s my coin for the coin-toss to get this game started?