Sunday School – A Lesson in Conversions*

Did you know that:

  1. 1/2 large intestine = 1 semicolon
  2. 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
  3. 1000 aches = 1 megahertz
  4. 10 cards = 1 decacards
  5. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 fig Newton
  6. 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 liter hosen

Just thought you would want to know.

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*You thought I meant spiritual conversions? Oops, sorry.

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16 Responses to Sunday School – A Lesson in Conversions*

  1. Deanna says:

    Love it!!

    • Tim says:

      Wish I cold say I was clever enough to come up with these on my own, but really they’re from an email I received about a decade ago, Deanna.

  2. You either make me think, or put a smile on my face. Thanks!

  3. lauradroege says:

    I’m going to have to share this with my family. My husband loves bad puns.

  4. Olivia Faix says:

    LOL Tim you are awesome. But what’s a decacard?

  5. Jeannie says:

    Cruel and unusual pun-ishment! Love it.

  6. Mary Anne says:

    What do you get when you cross a crocodile with an abalone?

    You get a crocabalone . . . 😉

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