[From the archives.]
The warm weather is coming and many people are hoping for summer romance. I’ve got just the thing to make your dreams come true with these guaranteed* pick-up lines.
- “Baby, the only thing that could top your beautiful body is a toupee.”
- “Has anyone ever told you your breath smells delicious … like bacony-goodness delicious?”
- “If you tell me your measurements in inches I can convert them to the metric system in my head.”
- “My idea of fun is you, me and my parents at an all you can eat buffet. When can you pick us up?”
- “Are you a famous director, because I’d like to follow your directions to your house. No seriously, I need directions to your house. To pick you up for a date, of course. What do you mean, ‘What date’? Come on, just give me the directions. OK, OK, no need to go into the women’s restroom; it’s not like I’ve never followed a woman into one you know. Yes, I know what a restraining order is. Why do women always ask me that. Hey, do you think your friend at the bar wants to go out with me?”
Please share your pick-up lines in the comments. There are a lot of people needing your help with their plans for a summer romance!
*The fine print: Any guarantees related to use of these guaranteed pick-up lines are nothing more than guarantees that nothing whatsoever is guaranteed.