[From the archives.]
The warm weather is coming and many people are hoping for hot summer romance. I’ve got just the thing to make your dreams come true with these guaranteed* pick-up lines.
- “Baby, the only thing that could top your beautiful body is a toupee.”
- “Has anyone ever told you your breath smells delicious … like bacony-goodness delicious?”
- “If you tell me your measurements in inches I can convert them to the metric system in my head.”
- “My idea of fun is you, me and my parents at an all you can eat buffet. When can you pick us up?”
- “Are you a famous director, because I’d like to follow your directions to your house. No seriously, I need directions to your house. To pick you up for a date, of course. What do you mean, ‘What date?’ Come on, just give me the directions. OK, OK, no need to go into the women’s restroom. Hey, do you think your friend at the bar wants to go out with me?”
Please share your pick-up lines in the comments. There are a lot of people needing your help with their plans for a summer romance!
*The fine print: Any guarantees related to use of these guaranteed pick-up lines are nothing more than guarantees that nothing whatsoever is guaranteed.