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Getting over My Lack of Self-Awareness

*** Inscribed on the Temple of Apollo at Delphi was the aphorism Know Thyself. While its origins possibly stretch back to Luxor in Egypt, the saying featured prominently in Greek philosophy. Often used by philosophers as a reminder of one’s … Continue reading

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Indifferently  Indifferent About Indifference

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Top Three Ways Procrastinators Set Priorities

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Ode to a Spleen – organic humor

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My Own Personal Sell-by/Use-by Dates

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Top 10 Rejected Valentine Candy Hearts

The top 10 rejected candy hearts for Valentine’s Day: 10. Of all the people in all the world, you’re one of them 9. You’re the condensation on my windshield 8. You make me forget my indigestion 7. I’d walk half … Continue reading

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Things Calvinists Say on Valentine’s Day

One of my favorite Twitter hashtags this time of year is #ThingsCalvinistsSayOnValentinesDay. Here’s what I’ve tweeted for Valentine’s Day the past couple of years: “We aren’t just destined to be together. We’re PRE-destined to be together.” “If free will existed, … Continue reading

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50 Shades – a parody movie review

[The sequel to 50 Shades of Grey opens today. I haven’t sent it but here’s my review and I bet it’s spot on for accuracy.] *** 50 Shades of Lent explores the relationship between a man-with-a-religious-sounding-name and a woman-who-refuses-to-use-the-brains-God-gave-her. As … Continue reading

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The Frivolity of February

Joy in an Oddly-Spelled Word I asked a frivolous question on Facebook yesterday, thinking a few people might join in the fun: Happy February. Do you pronounce it: a) Feb-you-air-ee, or b) Feh-brew-air-ee Within a few hours I had dozens … Continue reading

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Grammar Kryptonite

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