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Humor: Why Doesn’t Anyone Preach on the Proverbs 31 Husband for Mother’s Day?

[From the archives: A husband’s email for Mother’s Day. Every line corresponds to a portion of Proverbs 31.] Hey Pal! I know I’ve owed you an email for a while. Sorry about not staying in touch, but life here has … Continue reading

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Patriarchy Pastors Repent, Promote Women Preaching in Their Pulpits

[From the archives every April First.] In an abrupt about-face, a group of well-known mega-pastors have announced plans to welcome and promote women in all positions of church leadership. “There are so many passages of women leading men in the … Continue reading

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Getting over My Lack of Self-Awareness

*** Inscribed on the Temple of Apollo at Delphi was the aphorism Know Thyself. While its origins possibly stretch back to Luxor in Egypt, the saying featured prominently in Greek philosophy. Often used by philosophers as a reminder of one’s … Continue reading

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Indifferently  Indifferent About Indifference

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Top Three Ways Procrastinators Set Priorities

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Ode to a Spleen – organic humor

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My Own Personal Sell-by/Use-by Dates

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Top 10 Rejected Valentine Candy Hearts

The top 10 rejected candy hearts for Valentine’s Day: 10. Of all the people in all the world, you’re one of them 9. You’re the condensation on my windshield 8. You make me forget my indigestion 7. I’d walk half … Continue reading

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Things Calvinists Say on Valentine’s Day

One of my favorite Twitter hashtags this time of year is #ThingsCalvinistsSayOnValentinesDay. Here’s what I’ve tweeted for Valentine’s Day the past couple of years: “We aren’t just destined to be together. We’re PRE-destined to be together.” “If free will existed, … Continue reading

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50 Shades – a parody movie review

[The sequel to 50 Shades of Grey opens today. I haven’t sent it but here’s my review and I bet it’s spot on for accuracy.] *** 50 Shades of Lent explores the relationship between a man-with-a-religious-sounding-name and a woman-who-refuses-to-use-the-brains-God-gave-her. As … Continue reading

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