Tag Archives: humor

My Own Personal Sell-by/Use-by Dates

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Top 10 Rejected Valentine Candy Hearts

The top 10 rejected candy hearts for Valentine’s Day: 10. Of all the people in all the world, you’re one of them 9. You’re the condensation on my windshield 8. You make me forget my indigestion 7. I’d walk half … Continue reading

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Things Calvinists Say on Valentine’s Day

One of my favorite Twitter hashtags this time of year is #ThingsCalvinistsSayOnValentinesDay. Here’s what I’ve tweeted for Valentine’s Day the past couple of years: “We aren’t just destined to be together. We’re PRE-destined to be together.” “If free will existed, … Continue reading

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50 Shades – a parody movie review

[The sequel to 50 Shades of Grey opens today. I haven’t sent it but here’s my review and I bet it’s spot on for accuracy.] *** 50 Shades of Lent explores the relationship between a man-with-a-religious-sounding-name and a woman-who-refuses-to-use-the-brains-God-gave-her. As … Continue reading

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The Frivolity of February

Joy in an Oddly-Spelled Word I asked a frivolous question on Facebook yesterday, thinking a few people might join in the fun: Happy February. Do you pronounce it: a) Feb-you-air-ee, or b) Feh-brew-air-ee Within a few hours I had dozens … Continue reading

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Grammar Kryptonite

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There I Go, Breaking the Speed Limit … Again

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The Most Interesting Binary Thinking in the World

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Inflammatory Grammar

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2016’s Top 5 Classic Movies Not Remade

Year-end lists are required on every blog. (There’s a law somewhere saying so, I’m sure.) Here’s my list of the top five movie remakes never filmed in 2016 or any other year. We can all give thanks: Casablanca Cruising: a … Continue reading

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