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Why I Get to Pick and Choose Which Verses to Follow

Christians love to pick and choose their favorite verses. Just ask a Christian some time about a favorite verse or passage, and get ready to settle in for a long listen. She or he will go on at length about … Continue reading

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The Top 4 Summer Blockbuster Movies You Won’t Want to See!

Everyone makes lists of must-see movies. Here’s my list of the top must-miss movies: The Music Map – A cartographer musician travels through small Midwestern towns trying to convince residents that the best way to travel is using his GPS … Continue reading

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Humor: Why Doesn’t Anyone Preach on the Proverbs 31 Husband for Mother’s Day?

[From the archives: A husband’s email for Mother’s Day. Every line corresponds to a portion of Proverbs 31.] Hey Pal! I know I’ve owed you an email for a while. Sorry about not staying in touch, but life here has … Continue reading

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Patriarchy Pastors Repent, Promote Women Preaching in Their Pulpits

[From the archives every April First.] In an abrupt about-face, a group of well-known mega-pastors have announced plans to welcome and promote women in all positions of church leadership. “There are so many passages of women leading men in the … Continue reading

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Getting over My Lack of Self-Awareness

*** Inscribed on the Temple of Apollo at Delphi was the aphorism Know Thyself. While its origins possibly stretch back to Luxor in Egypt, the saying featured prominently in Greek philosophy. Often used by philosophers as a reminder of one’s … Continue reading

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Indifferently  Indifferent About Indifference

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Top Three Ways Procrastinators Set Priorities

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Ode to a Spleen – organic humor

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My Own Personal Sell-by/Use-by Dates

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Top 10 Rejected Valentine Candy Hearts

The top 10 rejected candy hearts for Valentine’s Day: 10. Of all the people in all the world, you’re one of them 9. You’re the condensation on my windshield 8. You make me forget my indigestion 7. I’d walk half … Continue reading

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